ONLY FEMALE MOSQUITOES BITE HUMANS AND DRINK BLOOD

The females are out here piercing your skin, stealing your blood like flying syringes with zero morals.
The males?
They sip nectar and pollinate flowers like delicate, floating vegans.
One's a menace. One's a flower boy.
Same species. Nature was experimenting.

While the males are off somewhere vibing in a tulip field, the females are on a mission from hell.
They don’t bite for food.
They bite to make more mosquitoes.
You are literally a blood donor for the next generation of airborne terrorists.

They track you by the carbon dioxide in your breath.
They detect your body heat.
They lock in like heat-seeking missiles.
And then? They land like a tiny surgeon and stab you with a six-part needle to suck your blood like it's a smoothie.

You’re not even food.
You’re an incubator subscription.
She drains you so her eggs can hatch into 300 more demons just like her.

And after she’s full?
She disappears — smug, satisfied, and fertilized.
Leaves you with an itch, a welt, and possibly a souvenir virus.

The male? He’s pollinating a daisy.
Completely unaware his girlfriend just ruined someone’s vacation.

Note:
Female mosquitoes don’t drink blood for food.
They need the protein and iron in blood to grow and hatch their eggs.
No blood = no babies.
So when she bites you, she’s not snacking 
she’s farming your body for parts.

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